I'm
20, studying English lit at the University of Edinburgh. My blog title is taken from the 1st sentence of whichever book relates to the fandom I'm obsessed with right now. It's currently from Hannibal by Thomas Harris.
Also known as Steeve/Bruth.
I read/watch/play a whole bunch of things.

I'll take fic commissions (free. I saw someone charging for them. I just want to challenge myself.) for Hannibal, Avengers and Leverage. Check my pages for other fics.

Get scrolling :)

hannibalaniac:

yo everyone remember that one time some danish dude in a three piece suit ruined my life with a cooking scene

Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.

ohblindingstars:

smilesmakelove:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ 

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

you better reblog this.

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

WE NEED TO BREAK THIS POST GUYS
Why isn’t this post broken??

Wow 5 million notes.

shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

Reblog if potato.

slaemur-ulfur:

haoubutt:

the amount of notes this has disturbs me

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lyonsheart:

the-eleventh-blog:

it’s really funny watching the bbc news channel right now because they keep repeating the dw announcement headline and each time the presenter gets more and more unstable

at first he was like “that report made it sound like we know who it is…but we don’t. we don’t know who it is”

and now he’s like “we’LL BE OUT OF OUR MISERY IN 3 HOURS”

it’s really tragic to watch

britain

do-i-look-like-people:

undrunkscotsman:

half-blood97:

Did you know that some British revision books have a whole page on how to make the perfect cup of tea because THEY ACTUALLY DO.

protip: all of the stereotypes you have ever heard about britain are true

"Have a quick rummage in the kitchen cupboards for a cheeky biscuit.”

Adorable thing wot I saw today

  • Tiny blonde girl all dress in pink and holding her dolly: I want to play the Princess and the Dragon.
  • Gimungous bloke with long hair and a beard you could lose a chicken in: All right. I...
  • Tiny blonde girl all dress in pink and holding her dolly: I'll be the dragon!
  • Gimungous bloke with long hair and a beard you could lose a chicken in: *gives the child a long, studious look, then runs away, screaming in the very best damsel-in-distress fashion*